Tax The Poor! Smaller Government!

I am outraged that the poor are not paying their fair share of taxes. They use up more services than anyone, abuse the legal system, and don't generate any wealth like corporations and the rich do. I say sell their kids if they can't pay for services! They seem to have an infinite supply of offspring. Maybe we should look into human trafficking instead of legalizing their street drugs.

For 60+ years, corporations have employed, insured, and built up America. The middle class do little more than work for a check that they barely deserve, but at least they work. They should be thankful that corporations make America great! The Baby Boomers thank themselves, but most of them are now going on the dole, sucking up American resources to help sustain their bloated carcasses. If they're so great, why aren't they self-insured?

No one should have children if they can't afford them. Birthrights are reserved for Americans who have jobs or are wealthy. When the poor have children they should be sold to the highest bidder in an adoption process. I'm not saying that rich people will pay a lot for a genetically deficient child, obviously inferior due to poor lineage, but that at least they won't be supported by Uncle Sam.

How dare these liberals, these intellectuals, think that any services are an entitlement? The government is not here to serve just a small class of ideologues. That's reserved for the wealthy, and those few folks who deserve privileges. We don't have an American health care system because we don't need one. All the important people already have health care, it's called cash.

These lawyers and liberals want to have accountability of the big business bailouts, government incompetence, and outright treason, but were they accountable for their student loans, food stamps, or grants? They've never paid any of that back, and most try to avoid the interest on their very reasonable high-interest student multi-reconsolidation loans. Sure, there is more like 300% interest in under ten years, but you shouldn't borrow if you can't even begin to pay it back! Go to a cheaper school or go part time.

The trillions of dollars vanished into the military-industrial complex serves to keep American companies at an elevated advantage over foreign partners without running afoul of pesky trade laws, the WTO, and other international standards that America should never have to bow to. The executives with millions in bonuses earned that money by being the suit in place at the time the closed-door power brokering occurred. They are privileged and deserving of astronomical pay scales because they guide the entire corporation, and as we all know, corporations run America.

[If you made it this far without realizing that I am being sarcastic, you are a Republican and probably have an IQ under 95.]